F.E.C.K

FAS Eutopia Covert Killers

Mission Statement

Where ever there be RPG'ers causing more lag with their extensive overuse of Thee's Thou's and Hails! Signs of F.E.C.Ks operations shall be seen. We aim not to war but ridicule and annoy! Finding subtle methods of getting our message across, whilst keeping our identities a closely guarded secret.

Mission III Operation Body Parts.

Date: 18 3 2001    Location: Near Yew Crossroads    Time: 20:30 hours GMT     Target:GRD

Mission Objectives: To leave a lot of dismembered parts in the  GRD church.

Reconnaissance Photographs:-

	That was almost too easy.
	Our Man on the inside plays the innocent discoverer of the carnage.
	News Travels fast.
	Quell hehe hope he can Quell the nausea rising up inside...
	Ok so Have A Barbeque why not?

 FULL TEXT OF THE EVENT

"Fred Art Smither: OMG!!!!!!"
"Fred Art Smither: HEY!!!"
"Vlad Tepes: *Kicks open the door!*"
"Vlad Tepes: WHAT!?"
"Fred Art Smither: 'tis aweful!!"
"Fred Art Smither: weeps"
"Vlad Tepes: OH! Tell me about it!!!"
"Fred Art Smither: the church"
"Vlad Tepes: I have nothiced thank you!"
"Fred Art Smither: have you seen it?"
"Vlad Tepes: What about the churhc!?"
"Fred Art Smither: I was looking for the father"
"Vlad Tepes: Hmm..."
"Fred Art Smither: tis aweful"
"Fred Art Smither: lets tell a captin"
"Vlad Tepes: Seem that Hugo or some Templar had some fun again"
"Fred Art Smither: or the father"
"Vlad Tepes: This has happended before"
"Fred Art Smither: ALL GRD TO THE CHURCH!!!"
"Fred Art Smither: tis aweful"
"Fred Art Smither: the churche"
"Klion: MAyhaps i will court the lovley Katehrine"
"Klion: *winks*"
"Fred Art Smither: *stammer*"
"Klion: Huh?"
"Grimm Valhalla: Oh aye?"
"Klion: the church?"
"Fred Art Smither: *tis despicable come see*"
"Vlad Tepes: Why is everyting so... so bad?"
"Quell: *confused*"
"Quell: I don't understand, sir"
"Fred Art Smither: Quell come please"
"Vlad Tepes: What the `ell is wrong here!?"
"Klion: ARGH"
"Klion: Bloody be the word"
"Quell: *shocked*"
"Fred Art Smither: the father must not see this"
"Quell: This...."
"Grimm Valhalla: Oh god"
"Quell: defilement...."
"Klion: Quell get cleaning"
"Grimm Valhalla: Oh god.."
"Klion: *grins*"
"Quell: yes, sir"
"Vlad Tepes: As i said..."
"Grimm Valhalla: This has gone too far"
"Vlad Tepes: What the `ell is going on `ere..."
"Klion: This be foul"
"Klion: fer sure"
"Klion: wait"
"Fred Art Smither: *feels sick*"
"Klion: il draw it"
"Quell: where shall I put it all, sir?"
"Fred Art Smither: who would do such a thing"
"Klion: dont touch it"
"Fred Art Smither: ?"
"Grimm Valhalla: Outside"
"Klion: put it back"
"Grimm Valhalla: burn it"
"Fred Art Smither: we need forensics"
"Klion: il lsketch it"
"Fred Art Smither: *shivers*"
"Vlad Tepes: There"
"Klion: *finsihes sketch*"
"Fred Art Smither: what vile wretch woud do this?"
"Klion: Hmm"
"Fred Art Smither: I need a drink barman"
"Klion: one minute"
"Fred Art Smither: a stiff drink"
"Fred Art Smither: I am nay used to this I just signed up today"
"Klion: okay"
"Klion: and im sir"
"Klion: nay barmen"
"Fred Art Smither: *puke*"
"Ahab: cool bar b que"
"Vlad Tepes: Stop that!" (editor: so like GRD gotta stop bodily functions on order now?)
"Quell: it won't burn, sir!"
"Klion: hmm"
"Vlad Tepes: It has to"
"Klion: Dump it in woods then"
"Perilous Kiss: oh my"
"Vlad Tepes: Ive got a better idea"
"Fred Art Smither: tis gahstly"
"Fred Art Smither: the poor souls"
"Fred Art Smither: who may they be?"
"Vlad Tepes: Ay."
"Ahab: bet it wont burn"
"Perilous Kiss: shoo"
"Fred Art Smither: *prays for the lost souls*"
"Vlad Tepes: An i want some answers very soon."
"Klion: *sighs*"
"Vlad Tepes: What the hell is going on!?"
"Klion: *prods*"
"Vlad Tepes: Why am i suddenly a traitor!?"
"Klion: hehe"
"Grimm Valhalla: *laughs*"
"Perilous Kiss: hmph"
"Ahab: is this some sort of ritual?"
"Vlad Tepes: I have done nothing!"
"Fred Art Smither: did thee do this?"
"Grimm Valhalla: Naughty boy"
"Perilous Kiss: *mutters*"
"Vlad Tepes: Who has done this and why?"
"Quell: *grimaces*"
"Fred Art Smither: I need a drink"
"Ahab: pagans?"
"Grimm Valhalla: Rouges"
"Vlad Tepes: You really think so professor?"
"Klion: Necromancer"
"Klion: !!!"
"Fred Art Smither: heathens"
"Klion: watch yer tougne"
"Fred Art Smither: didst thee bury them?"
"Klion: i told ye"
"Ahab: some wierdos about"
"Klion: this be a family tavern"
"Fred Art Smither: we should have the father pray for their souls"
"Grimm Valhalla: *growls*"
"Vlad Tepes: *Puzzled*"
"Klion: *smirks*"
"Vlad Tepes: This is no tavern"
"Klion: Ye calling me a liah?"
"Vlad Tepes: Nah..."
"Klion: *laughs*"
"Grimm Valhalla: Kath"
"Klion: well yer right"
"Katherine: what a mess"
"Klion: its nay a tavern"
"Vlad Tepes: Rather pointing out that his is no tavern"
"Grimm Valhalla: Looks like we gots a traitor"
"Klion: but it wil do"
"Katherine: Aye?"
"Klion: *grins*"
"Katherine: Who?"
"Vlad Tepes: Ay"
"Grimm Valhalla: Vlad"
"Vlad Tepes: As long as there are ales about.."
"Katherine: Why?"
"Grimm Valhalla: *shrugs*"
"Grimm Valhalla: *thinks*"
"Grimm Valhalla: whose new merry master?"
"Ahab: which way to yew please"
"Klion: Always look on the bright side o' life"
"Katherine: Eh?"
"Klion: *whisltes*"
"Klion: Ah good"
"Vlad Tepes: Do we have a master at all!?"
"Klion: a traveller"
"Fred Art Smither: north"
"Klion: Ye be on right path"
"Klion: *points up raod*"
"Ahab: thank you" (Editor: LMAO as Ahab heads south!)
"Grimm Valhalla: hehe"
"Klion: Follow em road"
"Vlad Tepes: This is all terrible..."
"Grimm Valhalla: A corrupt master"
"Fred Art Smither: ?"
"Grimm Valhalla: and a traitor rookie"
"Fred Art Smither: Hey"
"Grimm Valhalla: Hail the merry's!"
"Klion: *prods with staff then looks away*"
"Ahab: ?"
"Fred Art Smither: north"
"Ahab: ta"

"Fred Art Smither: thee speeketh funny sire"
"Ahab: no i dont"
"Fred Art Smither: thee do"
"Ahab: eth"
"Fred Art Smither: eth"
"Ahab: donteth"
"Fred Art Smither: doeth"
"Ahab: donteth"
"Grimm Valhalla: Drakan?"
"Fred Art Smither: oh yeseth thee do eth"
"Ahab: oh noeth i donteth"
"Fred Art Smither: doethski"
"Ahab: dontethvrovichski" (editor:rotfl)
"Fred Art Smither: thou art a taint!"
"Fred Art Smither: I haf heard tell of thy type"
"Ahab: nay i art notteth a tainteth"
"Fred Art Smither: areth"
"Fred Art Smither: didst thou see who defiled our fair church?"
"Ahab: thou doth wearest a sillieth hatteth"
"Ahab: do whatteth"
"Quell: I need to train a little"
"Klion: *prods*"
"Fred Art Smither: never mindeth"
"Ahab: okieth"
"Fred Art Smither: ?"
"Fred Art Smither: faretheewelethskieth"
"Ahab: how dost one joineth this guild?"
"Fred Art Smither: asketh around"
"Ahab: eth"
"Fred Art Smither: thou wouldst not be allowed I fear"
"Ahab: fare thee well for now dude"
"Fred Art Smither: for thee art a taint"
"Ahab: for i must alight this place"
"Klion: *prods*"
"Perilous Kiss: oi"
"Grimm Valhalla: She's quite pretty"
"Quorin: aye that smelly wench"
"Klion: *grins*"
"Grimm Valhalla: *licks lips*"
"Klion: Oh man"
"Klion: Im sorry"
"Perilous Kiss: I shalt call the guards on thee"
"Grimm Valhalla: Such a pretty woman"
"Fred Art Smither: Prithee get the hence then"
"Grimm Valhalla: *salivates*"
"Ahab: i shall"
"Fred Art Smither: thou cream faced loon"
"Ahab: eth"
"Fred Art Smither: eth"
"Ahab: that art fighting talk young pup"
"Klion: er a back rub?"
"Fred Art Smither: thou art a foul smelling taint... what be that fishy smell?"
"Ahab: i shouldst tan thy backside for thee"
"Fred Art Smither: Try It"
"Ahab: s*slap*"
"Fred Art Smither: I needeth mine uniform sir"
"Grimm Valhalla: heh"
"Klion: *smiles*"
"Klion: oh"
"Grimm Valhalla: *eats*"
"Klion: running to me now?"
"RiP: Sleet!"
"Ahab: hi"
"Ahab: ?"
"RiP: wasssuppp!"
"Naieth: what be happening here?"
"Ahab: waaaaaaaaassssssssssuuuuup"
"Vlad Tepes: *hic*"
"RiP: having a mead watching the goits"
"Perilous Kiss: in your dreams"
"Ahab: watchin the guards havin a bud"
"RiP: there be an inn here...lets get bladdered"
"RiP: I say where be thine fine drinking establishment"
"Klion: I cna sort ye soon ciitzne"
"RiP: thank ee"
"Ahab: aye"
"Vlad Tepes: Ahmed!"
"RiP: You are attacking Ahab!"
"RiP: I needeth a drink"
"Ahab: me also"
"RiP: there purpotedly a drinking establishment in these parts"
"Ahab: dost the guad not show hospitality to weary travellers"
"RiP: it apeareth not"
"RiP: GUARD!!!I pay my taxes Where be the pub!"
"Grimm Valhalla: How much tax ye payed?"
"Vlad Tepes: *hic*"
"Lothlann: *whispers*"
"RiP: forsooth 1/3 my earning"
"gold coin : 112"
"Grimm Valhalla: Which is how much gold"
"Grimm Valhalla: *warms arse*"
"Ahab: takest all i have."
"RiP: 300"
"Grimm Valhalla: we only want 30"
"RiP: for the past ten years"
"Grimm Valhalla: Aah go away ye eejits"
"RiP: ?"
"RiP: they be most un friendly think ee not ahab?"
"RiP: no wonder the pub be empty"
"Ahab: indeed they livest not up to their reputation"
"RiP: walk this way ahab"
": A nearly empty jug of cider."
": A nearly empty jug of cider."
"Ahab: woo its full"
"RiP: have adrink"
"Ahab: cheers"
"RiP: *hic*"
"RiP: *hic*"
"RiP: fishy smell in here eh?"
"RiP: *hic*"
"RiP: and kinda earthy undertones"
"Ahab: lol"
"Ahab: *hic*"
"Ahab: *hic*"
"RiP: home then?"
"Ahab: yup"
"RiP: *hic*"
"RiP: k recall in middle of guards"
"Ahab: *hic*"
"Ahab: lol"
"RiP: *hic*"